Your Online Source For Gold Pills, Coke Spoons, More…

Citizen-Citizen has renovated its online store-front with new wares to blow your paycheck on.

Cut off your clothes with a chrome and zinc box cutter. Lay your unclothed body parts down on a Rorschach blot rug and get intimate with a golden vibrator, the words “Fuck Design” glinting in the crepuscular light of a rubber encased chandelier. Drown the inevitable rush of materialistic guilt with a packet of gold pills.

Peek through the keyhole at Citizen-Citizen. If you prefer your pictures smaller but words longer, see the APTSHOP’s window dressing of the same.

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