• Today’s Woot! is a Seiko Alarm Chronograph for Men for $145. It’s quite ugly, like a metal shark’s tooth for your arm.

• Get yourself a free Schick Intuition razor, the blade that cut short Jewel’s career as a tramp, using promotion code INTSMP06. [via SlickDeals]

• Cheap storage for all those Jewel albums you ripped losslessly: 500GB Seagate ATA hard drive for $160.

• I mean, for fuck’s sake, a Dual Cereal Dispenser? You can’t tip a fucking box? I’m only putting it up here because I’m hoping you’ll spend $10 to keep your hot crack hot and your cold crack cold.

• Dealnews once again does one of their handy round-ups, this time for VoIP services.

Highlights from Dealhack

• 250GB Fantom Drive USB & Firewire Drive $100 at MacMall

• Refurbed Apple G3 iMacs only $74 at Geeks.com

• Westinghouse LTV-32w3 32-inch WS LCD HDTV $649 at J&R

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