“interesting teens in bukkkake action.”

Ah, excellent, we hate those splattered pubescents who can’t hold up their end of the conversation.

“DEAR FRIEND,

MY NAME IS JOSEPH BROWN,A MERCHANT IN DUBAI,IN THE U.A.E. I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH ESOPHAGEAL CANCER WHICH WAS DISCOVERED VERY LATE,DUE TO MY LAXITY INCARING FOR MY HEALTH. IT HAS DEFILED ALL FORMS OF MEDICINE…”

Hold on right there mister, we were just about to email you our routing and account numbers but refuse to be involved with anyone besmirching the hippocratic establishment.

“Peni$ Enlarge Patch is a fairytale which tends to be true.”

Well then it isn’t a fairytale, now is it? We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to go with a less confusing peni$ swelling sticker. Something like this…

“Are you tired of having sex only on the phone? With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can try real sex in bed. With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can screw a horse.”

Talk about honing their message!

“A cowardly cur barks more fiercely than it bites. Brunette European Teen Sucking Big Cock.”

Is that like a palindrome?

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