Now, you too can become an AOL MEMBER RETENTION SPECIALIST! Positions are available in Oklahoma City, OK.

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“As a member retention consultant in our casual environment, you will be responsible for managing inbound calls from members who wish to cancel their AOL account. Your goal will be to resell the member their AOL account…AOL Retention Consultants identify member needs, educate our members about how AOL is an invaluable part of their lives and resell the member on AOL products and services. You must be able to respond with confidence and enthusiasm in order to effectively retain each member.”

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