Threadless has added a delicious layer of imperialism to their communist t-shirt direct democracy by launching Threadless Select. A more premium line of tees, by premium artists, at premium prices. The oligarchy is upon us, upon our chests, and we’re paying for it. Oh well, the shirts seem neat enough.

Grup you later, motherfucker, another recent Threadless brand extension is their special kids section. Because there’s nothing better than filling your wanna-be hipster girlfriend with seed while she wears “Rock Out With Your Cock Out” and you sport “Unicorns Eat Children” and then swaddling your newborn in “If you can read this make me a sandwich.”

Except, maybe, the pill. The pill is way awesome.

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