You’re Going Down, Coupon Boy!

Murder.

It flits through our mind after receiving another newspaper sack of coupons in front of our door today. Over a month ago we called the distribution center to stop “delivery.” They said they would. Proper use of “do not call, do not fill doorstep with garbage” lists is essential to ethical marketing, not to mention, it’s the law

We are totally going to slaughter them. Nicely. We’re going to call back and be nice about it, really. But they better stop, or we’re going to kill. Kill, kill we say.

Yes, that’s a scan of our coupons, see how much they suck?

Rarg!