Freeze Poop!

For only $12.99, you can have possess the power to freeze poop with just a blast from this 12 oz can. It contains no CFC’s and doesn’t harm vegetation. Removes the “mush factor” from animal waste disposal without the pesky waiting for the forces of time and weather.

Its Amazon reviewers are as gushing as they were varied. Some saw it as a useful replacement TP in a pinch or found that the product eliminated the need for more dangerous liquid nitrogen, while others claimed to have reduced, reused and recycled by turning the animal waste into decorative ornaments.

However, one blogger found the whole idea preposterous, with a post entitled: “i had no idea that poop was so difficult to scoop…

A testimonial on the official Poop-Freeze site reads, “”One of my chores that I love to hate is picking up our beloved Buddy’s poop. POOP-FREEZE changed that – it’s makes this chore fun (but don’t tell my mom that).”
Kaitlyn A., Harpers Ferry, WV (Aged 12)

America, you’re disgusting. Don’t forget to pick up the official tote bag.

Poop-Freeze Aerosol Freeze Spray at Amazon. (discounted 32%).

(Thanks, we think, to Scott!)