Red Stripe Beer Makes You Pretty

As I found out to my horror at a wedding on Saturday night, beer can make even the ugliest girls beautiful when ingested in acuity crippling quantities. But Red Stripe Beer won’t just make that belching anthropomorphic sow beautiful… just holding a bottle will make you lovely.


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  1. Ben says:

    I love me some Red Stripe. Now I’m all thirsty.

  2. trixare4kids says:

    I love Red Stripe too (and it tastes best if you are drinking at Zeitgeist, but that’s another story)but this has got to be the lamest commercial I’ve ever seen. Either that or my funny bone is broken. Lame, just lame.

  3. Big B says:

    this reminded me of a dave chappelle skit. and not the samual jackson one either.