Spam in the House of The Lord

Just received this spam from the Crusader Lending Corp. It sounds awesome. We’re going to go out and re-fi our church right away.

At the bottom of the email, it has a note. Jeremiah 29:11. In the New International Version that passage reads, “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”

A future with a 600% vigorish, no doubt.