Water, Water Everywhere and Not a Condom in Sight

This Arkansas mayor’s love story is a heartwarming tale, similar to Like Water for Chocolate.

Just replace the tasty treats with prostitutes.

Troy Anderson, a 74-year-old Waldron resident, is expected to turn himself over to the sheriff’s office later Wednesday.

According to police, Anderson forced individuals to have sex with him in exchange for money and, in some instances, free hook-ups to the city’s water supply.

Anderson is also running for Scott County judge.

Gawd, they must be thirsty in Arkansas–for Justice!

[via 14WFIE]