While he was “paging through the racist, misogynist, elitist, blubbery white businessman’s Bible–Golf Digest,” Mark Duffy, “happened upon this ad for Polo golfwear. Nice look, Chip.”

Among the list of sports Mark considers more of a sport than golf are Driving A Golf Cart, Building A Bird House, Stratego

, and Eating An Artichoke.

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The classes of leisure and excese really do have it better.

For, when the rich pee themselves, heraldic crests stain their pants.

“Irrefutable Evidence That GOLF is Not A Sport” [Copyranter]

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