We took a stroll down 5th avenue in NYC this afternoon and saw many delightful and several inane things through the shop windowss (a Flickr gallery is forthcoming). But first, we just had to show you this pic we snagged through the open door at Abercrombie & Fitch.

Yowza!

The boys from the catalogue are real, they’re placed at the door to draw patrons in, and they have girlfriends, also from the catalogue. Are either of these two available for purchase? God willing.

As we stood taking a picture, an old lady walked by and looked in. “Disgusting!” she said, “Absolutely disgusting!”

After the jump, a large, exploitative, shot of mounds of rippling male flesh.

Holy man meat.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall during the casting session.

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