AT&T Pays Fifty Bucks For Destroying Your Business

Thanks to hetereoerotic Valleywag soulmate Nick for pointing out this ridiculous ad, in which AT&T proudly proclaims that they will compensate your business fifty whole dollars if an internal flub on their part results in thousands or millions of dollars worth of lost revenue for your business.

Or as Nick put it: “The bad news is we lost $4k in business today thanks to the network crash. The good news is, yay! Fifty bucks!” AT&T’s all heart.

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