Remainders

  • Showtime channel for free this weekend on most basic cable. They’re showing Crash this weekend. Pour one out for Broke Back Mountain while watching.

  • Bobsandler, insurance company humorist, is getting the royal 404.
  • Diebold, a real hanging Chad, tries to impose $40,000 fine for election official who had the gall to inspect their machines.
  • Snakes on a Plane, featuring Samuel L. Jackson, first movie developed by crackhead internet users. Hooray for the vox populare, putting the power to make crappy movies into the people’s hands.
  • The Lawnmower Man who Said No to Walmart.
  • Death by a thousand PIN pricks.
  • HOWTO: Use Copernican astronomy to calculate how long you’ll have to be on hold. By the time you finish, you’ll have a rep on the line.
  • No Coast blog finds a purple ribbon and ties it around The Consumerist’s shame.