Free Crap Roundup

Better than diving through a dumpster, here’s a whole buncha something for nothing.

Beanie Cap with propeller! There’s no better way to tell that special someone, “I’m retarded.”

Free Syncsort duffle bag. Unfortunately, you can’t hide your fashion shame inside it. UPDATE: Offer expired.

Free 1 yr subscription to Club mom. It’s a magazine, not a porn site. Sorry, MILFers.

Free HP Color Laser Paper. For company info, just put N/A. Because if your broke ass was in a company, it’d be far easier to just steal paper from them.

$5 Bennigans card. Click to join on the right, then complete the survey. Then let the five dollar binge begin. Oh boy, it’s eating time!

Free Crayola Crayon samples. And they’re not even melted or anything, sweet.

Swedish Pop CD Sampler Giveaway. Just hope its not non-stop ABBA remixes.

(Thanks to Dewan, Cheap Stingy Freebies and the General Consulate of Sweden!)


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  1. mark duffy says:

    shit. I thought Club Mom was going to be a MILF porn site.

  2. limiter says:

    I can’t believe you guys used the word “retarded” that’s so retarded… OooooooOOoo a beanie cap with propeller!

  3. Clare says:

    Even if it WERE non-stop ABBA remixes, shame on you for pejoratively invoking the names of Anni-Frid, Bjorn, Benny and Agnetha.

  4. non-meat-stick says:

    I’ll be a hit at my cheap ass company with my .15$ a sheet laser paper!

  5. Bubba Barney says:

    Aqua and Ace Of Base are also Swedish. [Sorry I know that].

  6. Drinker Nisti says:

    Crayola’s giveaway is to educators only. Remember kids, anybody can be a homeschooler!

  7. Rick Dobbs says:

    Syncsort expired their offer. How gaytarded is that?

  8. RandomHookup says:

    What I love is that companies like Syncsort end up thinking those leads are real, even when the person obviously isn’t the right contact. Yes, lots of CEOs sign up just so they can get the coffee mug… and a soliciting phone call.