Coca-Cola Blāk Effervescent Coffee Crap Debut

Coca-Cola has a new adult beverage that’s a blend of “unique Coke refreshment with the true essence of coffee and has a rich smooth texture and has a coffee-like froth when poured.” Coca-Cola Blāk will launched in France, because if you consume cold snails, you will consume anything.

The macron over Blāk was specially designed by Coca-Cola scientists to help onomatopoeize the sound you’ll make after drinking the concoction.

April 3rd marks the product’s American launch date, so get your hoarding sacks ready, this could be the next Crystal Clear Pepsi.

Coca-Cola Blak launched in the United States [via Agenda, Inc.]