Caption-It: William Shatner DVD Club


As you may have noticed, we have a new advertiser. All hail the glory of the William Shatner DVD club.

But there seems to be something more, something ineffable, something left unexpressed by the animated GIF, something that’s bursting out to be said.

We can’t tell what.

Please help.

Submit your captions in the comments. Winner gets a free frickin’ Gawker t-shirt.


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  1. GenXCub says:

    No “bones” about it. 100% Shatner.

  2. airship says:

    I shat, you shat, we all shat, with THE Shat! Yea!

  3. Danilo says:

    “Your friends may not accept your K/S obsession. But I do.”

  4. christy says:

    The first one comes with a free tab of LSD to make it watchable.

  5. Anabelle says:

    “If you don’t join my club, I will poke my eye out.”

  6. Smoking Pope says:

    “Remember that green alien I knocked boots with in episode 18? My thumb still smells.”

  7. SamC says:

    “You woke me up to do Star Trek XIV? The Search for Hot Aliens, you say? Oh.. what the heck.”

  8. halfawake says:

    “Did I mention the FREE DVD?!?”

  9. SamC says:

    “I’m awake! Do another Star Trek movie? Do I get to bone someone hot? Oh well, what the heck…”

    It was that or “Mentos. The Freshmaker!”

  10. Vulcan says:

    “Guess where my thumb has been, and win a free T.J. Hooker DVD set!”

    “Guess where my other thumb is now, and you won’t be required to watch it!”

  11. SamC says:

    Or… along the lines of Smoking Pope’s:

    “Okay. Trekkie Quiz: Name the last alien I hooked up with, based only on the smell of my thumb.”

  12. Rick Dobbs says:

    All proceeds go to help find my wife’s REAL KILLER!!

  13. SamC says:

    Man. The website hates me today. I got errors, so I revised and reposted. Then it goes and posts everything. Sorry for looking like an idiot in this thread.

    Ben (or other mods), you can delete my double post there from 3:41.

  14. non-meat-stick says:

    “Every month, I’ll deliver DVD’s to you home. From Tallahassee to Horicon, they’ll…con…Kahn…KAHN!!!”