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As you may have noticed, we have a new advertiser. All hail the glory of the William Shatner DVD club.

But there seems to be something more, something ineffable, something left unexpressed by the animated GIF, something that’s bursting out to be said.

We can’t tell what.

Please help.

Submit your captions in the comments. Winner gets a free frickin’ Gawker t-shirt.

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