Gawker Media’s Honorary-and-Most-Valuable-Unpaid-Employee, sent in this pic:

Picture-taker Bucky Turco wrote, “Couldn’t they just say delayed like everyone else? Fuckin flight was an 1 hour and 45 minutes late last night.”

We didn’t quite understand and asked him, “So you find yourself enraged by the color red?” This didn’t seem such a strange proposition having met Bucky and knowing him to be built like a bull.

Bucky replied, “No sir. Actually the lack of transparency. For like 30 years they call that situation: Delayed. There are no green bars for on time are there? Nope, it just says it.”

Yeah, what’s up with that?

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