Krispy Kreme Concession Stand Marriage Made in Hell

“The Gateway Grizzlies are proud to announce that they will be adding a new concession item to GMC Stadium for the 2006 season.

The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create
s Best Burger.
The burger…consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut” reports the press release.

Mmmmm… salubrious! We’re gonna go on a Supersize Me diet with this baby. Our corpse will naturally sweeten the cemetery, tamping death’s bitter sting for visitors and fellow cadavers for decades to come. (Thanks to Joel!)

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