Consumer Reports released its annual top 10 auto report.

It’s the first time not a single American car company graced the list. The list, reprinted below, is swept away by Japanese autos.

Mainly because American cars suck.

Worldwide backlash, hubris shatters Olympic hopefuls’ dreams and now, no American cars on the top 10 list. It’s Rome all over again, baby.

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