The world
s crappiest ISP announced it hired Ashton Kutcher and his production company to adopt 20 different online personas and molest the walled garden
s denizens. The results will be documented and used to create original programming, AOL Keyword “I pay for this service, so thanks for messing with me and my time, Time Warner douchebags.”

We
re sure tamigachi691987 and syb3rgramm1e123456789 (and, you know, our pops) will be thrilled to bits to know they
re paying not just for lollipop connectivity but also to be harassed by Hollywood
s prince of jackasses and his minions.

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