Satan Speaks: All Your Church Are Belong To Us

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Church Marketing Sucks has a post up detailing the unique tag line a church has chosen for itself in Pennsylvania.

Church Marketing Sucks has a post up detailing the unique tag line a church has chosen for itself in Pennsylvania.

The quote? Luke Chapter 4, Verse 7.

The words? Spilled forth in bile from the forked tongue of the Prince of Darkness.

Note to Christians! Not everything in The Bible is God’s inspired word.

Note to everyone who read the title of this post and thought “What is this? KOTAKU?”: we are truly, truly sorry.

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