We have it on good word that this is a picture from inside a T-Mobile call center. While we want to point out that yes, he frightens us, we have to grudgingly applaud his ability to carve out his own embarrassing style in the midst of a sea of cubicles.

Feel free to help us confirm the true workplace of “Grace Jones’ albino brother” should you know. And of course send us any pictures of customer service reps you feel worthy of our attention. (Thanks, foist and famewhore!)

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