Great Moments in Shopping: Bald Guyz Head Wipes

Aaron writes, “I was just at Duane Reade in the Rock Center Concourse and I saw the best thing in the world:

It’s called “Bald Guyz Head Wipes” and it notes on that packaging that it’s for wiping the shiny oils off the top of your bald head. It doesn’t appear to be a joke even. There were several other products in the Bald Guyz line of products for…uh…bald guys, but every one in the store was staring at me and my lustrous-headed self as I took camera-phone pics of this box that I didn’t have time to peruse the others. Just wanted to let bald Consumerist readers know that they need to longer be embarrassed by their shiny bald heads and forced to resort to wiping it down with discarded NY Posts. There is now a special product for you!


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  1. Scott Kidder says:

    I saw this just yesterday waiting in line and didn’t have a camera! I was considering buying some to give to friends (enemies?).

  2. Martha says:

    I’m embarrassed to admit that I know this, but on the afternoon show on ESPN Radio in New York, they do spots for those things like 3x/hour. No lie – it never stops.

  3. SamC says:

    does it come with a black marker to draw on the three bowling ball holes?

  4. airship says:

    How about those of us who are only partially bald? The tiny amount of fuzz on my balding pate would curdle with these wipes, but a comb just carves grooves in the skin between my sparse hair. Won’t someone develop something that’s a cross between a wipe and a comb for us?