While we stand by our conviction that customer service agents are often lack-witted bobbins designed to unravel our will to complain, we also acknowledge that some customers are slobbering, batshit animals. And since we can’t record ourselves calling in and being a prick, because we are always the most gentle of breezes, we’re glad that some folks doing old-school technical support for Apple for the foresight to record customers plotzing out over their Apple II’s.

Strangely, these calls sound like they could have been recorded yesterday. Crazy spans the ages.

Apple Support Calls [Slacker via DrunkenBlog]

Want more consumer news? Visit our parent organization, Consumer Reports, for the latest on scams, recalls, and other consumer issues.