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Nickelodeon Is Channel 33, Comcast Adult On Demand Is 333

Nickelodeon Is Channel 33, Comcast Adult On Demand Is 333

Yeah, I blocked Adult on Demand, but I only found it in the first place because I was searching the hinterlands of Showtime en español.

It’s nice that you have such a good sense of humor about it. We imagine that eventually Comcast is bound to get some calls from parents who aren’t so pleasant to deal with.

Jim Cramer Told Viewers "Don't Move Your Money From Bear! That's Just Being Silly!"

Jim Cramer Told Viewers "Don't Move Your Money From Bear! That's Just Being Silly!"

Jim Cramer, host of CNBC’s Mad Money is now something of a laughingstock, after telling viewers on March 11th not to “move” their “money” from Bear Stearns.

Passengers Watch With Disbelief As Their Allegiant Air Flight Leaves Without Them

Passengers Watch With Disbelief As Their Allegiant Air Flight Leaves Without Them

Over 20 passengers watched in horror as their Allegiant Air flight from Huntsville to Fort Lauderdale took off without them. The passengers had lined up at the gate, tickets in hand, when the plane pushed back. Apparently, the single ticketing agent had struggled to handle everyone on time and didn’t tell the plane to wait. Passengers called the airline once they realized they were stranded as kids shouted, “We want to go to Disney World!”

“So, everybody calls Allegiant Air,” Rigas said. “Three people got hung up on.”

California Hospital Takes Botched Operations Seriously

California Hospital Takes Botched Operations Seriously

THE QUOTE: “Members of the clinical team involved in these cases have been deeply affected, and as a hospital we take this very seriously and regret that it happened,” [Dr. Raymond Casciari, St. Joseph’s chief medical officer] said.

Stranded After AirTran Never Bothered To Announce The Flight

Stranded After AirTran Never Bothered To Announce The Flight

Reader Thomas was waiting for his delayed AirTran flight…. and waiting… and waiting. Turns out that AirTrain never made an annoucement that the delayed flight had arrived and it left without Thomas and a few other passengers.

NY Governor Eliot Spitzer Resigns Due To Predilection For Pricey Whores

NY Governor Eliot Spitzer Resigns Due To Predilection For Pricey Whores

NY Governor and former star Attorney General, Eliot Spitzer, has resigned today after his predilection for pricey whores caught up with him.

NY Governor and Former AG Apparently Quite Fond Of Whores

NY Governor and Former AG Apparently Quite Fond Of Whores

“I have acted in a way that violates my obligation to my family and violates my or any sense of right or wrong,” said Mr. Spitzer, who appeared with his wife Silda at his Manhattan office. “I apologize first and most importantly to my family. I apologize to the public to whom I promised better.”

Verizon Customer Service Number Rings A Phone Sex Line

Verizon Customer Service Number Rings A Phone Sex Line

I called that 866 number, and there was a 15 second recording about ‘men and women chatting worldwide’ that gave an 800 number and then hung up the call automatically. If you call the 800 number that’s spoken by that recorded message, you are greeted as a ‘sexy guy’, and then the menu system proceeds to tell you about horny women that want to talk to you.

22,000 People Died As Bayer Reaped Profits, Withheld Key Study From FDA

22,000 People Died As Bayer Reaped Profits, Withheld Key Study From FDA

The FDA yanked the heart surgery drug Trasylol off the market last November, but a medical researcher now claims that 22,000 lives could have been saved if Bayer AG hadn’t withheld the results of an earlier internal study proving the drug’s danger. An FDA committee held hearings in September 2006 to determine Trasylol’s safety, but three of the committee members had a financial interest in Bayer, and the drug maker had underwritten the committee chairman’s research.

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A ‘computer glitch’ has left 740,000 Verizon customers in California without access to their voicemail for the past two days. Messages left for affected customers after February 4 are gone forever. [Bloomberg]

Comcast Apologizes For 4th Quarter SuperBowl Outage

Comcast Apologizes For 4th Quarter SuperBowl Outage

Comcast is working to make things right after 8,000 customers in the North Valley lost their signal in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl.

Coffee Shop Accidentally Forwards Embarassing Internal Emails To Customer

Coffee Shop Accidentally Forwards Embarassing Internal Emails To Customer

Reader X sends us an internal email chain that was accidentally forwarded by some executives at Beaner’s Coffee.

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Motorola may stop making cellphones after all its customers bought iPhones and Samsung phones. [Bloomberg]

Woman Finds Thumbtack In Snack Wrap, McDonald's "Takes It Very Seriously"

Woman Finds Thumbtack In Snack Wrap, McDonald's "Takes It Very Seriously"

THE QUOTE: “Nothing is more important than the safety of our customers,” said Paul Van Sickle, director of operations for McDonald’s Florida Region. “This was an isolated incident which we take very seriously. We always strive to give our customers an enjoyable and pleasant restaurant experience in a clean and safe environment.”

PayPal Error Stymies One Laptop Per Child Shipments

PayPal Error Stymies One Laptop Per Child Shipments

Tired of repeatedly hearing that his One Laptop Per Child was on the way, PC World’s Harry McCracken called OLPC and was surprised to discover that the charity didn’t have his mailing address on file. Apparently, PayPal passed McCracken’s payment to OLPC without providing his address.

Charter: Sorry We Deleted Your Email, Want $50?

Charter: Sorry We Deleted Your Email, Want $50?

There is no way to retrieve the messages, photos and other attachments that were erased from inboxes and archive folders across the country on Monday, said Anita Lamont, a spokeswoman for the suburban St. Louis-based company.

Family Expects Hannah Montana, Gets "Gangster Rap"

Family Expects Hannah Montana, Gets "Gangster Rap"

It’s that time of year again, folks. Time to experience moral outrage as wholesome families all over this nation find something inappropriate in their stockings.

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TSA screener arrested for trespassing after flight attendants closed the cabin door while he was on board saying goodbye to his parents. [AP]