Just over a year ago, we learned that Oreo churros came into existence for some reason that no one fully understands. That version was for the convenience-store market: stores would serve the choco-churros with cups of “creme.” Now the product that you never asked for is available: Oreo churros have found their way to store shelves.

Yes, someone actually saw these for sale in the frozen-food aisle at Safeway. Unlike their hot-lamp siblings, they come with Oreo creme in the middle, and are presumably heated in the microwave.

Well, it could be worse: Doritos Loaded could have made their way from 7-Eleven and Burger King to supermarket freezer cases. Wait… they did?

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