What do you get when you take a bagel, slather it in tomato sauce, pile mozzarella cheese atop it with a dash of Italian seasonings and bake the whole thing in an oven? Easy, it’s a pizza bagel. A quick look around the Internet shows that’s the consensus elsewhere too, however hard Dunkin’ Donuts might be trying to act like the aforementioned combo is not, in fact, a pizza bagel.

It’s a Tomato Mozzarella Supreme Bagel, obviously, and that is all there is to it, according to Dunkin’ Donuts.

The breakfast chain is offering the not-a-pizza-bagel-pizza-bagel for a limited time through early 2015 at select locations reports the Huffington Post , which also calls the menu item out for its true self (as do Thrillist, the Boston Globe and probably others because, come on).

Also new to the menu are chocolate croissants, which DD seems fine with calling chocolate croissants, though a doughnut croissant is most definitely not a cronut. Fancy that.

Want more consumer news? Visit our parent organization, Consumer Reports, for the latest on scams, recalls, and other consumer issues.