I didn’t know that “chocolate toast” was even a thing, but evidently I was wrong. Now there’s a chocolate variation of Cinnamon Toast Crunch…and everyone knows that if there’s a cereal of something, it must be real.

“I would eat that,” declared an unnamed Consumerist staffer whose name rhymes with Fairy Death Smirk. Indeed, most people would eat that, since we were all six years old once.

Maybe this means that Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, the fictional cereal featured in the comic strip “Calvin and Hobbes,” is even closer to becoming reality.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – General Mills Chocolate Toast Crunch Cereal [The Impulsive Buy]

Want more consumer news? Visit our parent organization, Consumer Reports, for the latest on scams, recalls, and other consumer issues.