Even though you can get chicken wings from any family restaurant or sports bar (or buy them at the supermarket at make some yourself), McDonald’s sure has invested a lot of money into advertising and marketing its Mighty Wings. But whoever thought that this sculptural representation of the fast food product looked at all appetizing should really consider a new line of work.

The NSFW language of the Reddit headline basically sums up many folks’ immediate reaction to the “wings” shown in the above photo.

We also thought they looked a bit like:

-Chocolate-glazed pine cones
-A failed attempt at making granola bars
-The cocoons from the 1985 Ron Howard/Steve Guttenberg classic, Cocoon:

Let’s not even get into the implications of the phrase “It’s time for bone in chicken.”

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