This Reese’s Peanut Butter Christmas Tree Looks Like The World’s Tastiest Poop

Not coniferous.

Not coniferous.

This Reese’s peanut butter Christmas tree resembles many things. Tipster Chris, who found it, says that it resembles “a combination turd/dildo.” It kind of looks like a sword made out of those long, thin balloons used for balloon animals. If you held it upside down, it would look a little like a palm tree. What it doesn’t resemble in any way is a Christmas tree.

Mark didn’t say, but we imagine that this disturbing shape was still wonderfully delicious. Why do the holiday peanut butter creations taste so much better than regular peanut butter cups?