In honor of April 1, we present this WCIA faceoff between a pair of fools — One that makes medicines no one can sell and the other that takes your insurance premium but offers you no insurance.

Both companies remain concussed and bloodied after their respective first round fights, in which WellPoint (perhaps better known as the parent company of Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield) proved slightly more incompetent than the UnitedHealth family, and Johnson & Johnson’s inability to stock CVS shelves with drugs that don’t get recalled was enough to win the day.

This poll is now closed. Congrats to WellPoint for making it to the Elite 8!

SWEET 16 MATCH-UPS!
*Bank of America vs. DirecTV
*Delta vs. Walmart
*Ticketmaster vs. Sony
*Capital One vs. JP Morgan Chase
*BP vs. Time Warner Cable
*WellPoint vs. Johnson & Johnson

SCHEDULE OF UPCOMING SWEET 16 BOUTS:
*Comcast vs. Best Buy (noon ET, April 4)
*AT&T vs. Apple (noon ET, April 5)

In case you missed it, here were the match-ups from Round One:
*Bank Of America Vs. Citi
*Dish Network Vs. DirecTV
*United/Continental Vs. Delta
*Walmart Vs. Gamestop
*Tickemaster Vs. PayPal
*Sony Vs. Dell
*Capital One Vs. American Express
*Wells Fargo Vs. Chase
*Toyota Vs. BP
*Time Warner Cable Vs. Facebook
*United Health Vs. Wellpoint
*CVS Vs. Johnson & Johnson
*Comcast Vs. Charter
*RadioShack Vs. Best Buy
*AT&T Vs. Verizon
*Apple Vs. Microsoft

This is a post in our Worst Company In America 2011 series. The companies competing for this honor were chosen by you, the readers. Keep track of all the goings on HERE.
See and print the entire WCIA 2011 bracket, here.

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