As a literal-minded, sugar-crazed child, near Valentine’s Day I always wondered whether you could have an entire conversation with conversation hearts, the chalky seasonal candy. (You really can’t.) A 12-year-old California girl says that she recently found an unexpected dirty message in her bag of candy hearts, and her parents notified a local TV station just in case it might happen to other families, too.

What did the offending heart say? “NICE TITS.” Interestingly, there are racy conversation hearts available with that exact message: maybe there was some kind of factory mixup.

Imagine the disappointment of the person who found a “UR CUTE” heart inside their bag of R-rated candies.

Girl Finds Adult Message On Candy [KCRA] (Thanks, Adam!)

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