Earlier this week, a shopper in a New Mexico grocery store received a free sample of yogurt. She tasted it, then immediately spat it out on the floor and called the police. The woman told police that the yogurt tasted like it contained a “bodily fluid.” Specifically, semen.
After police arrived, the store employee who allegedly dispensed the yogurt was arrested on existing bench warrants for sexual assault. Police recovered the yogurt sample from the supermarket floor, and are currently testing to see what it actually contains.
(Apologies to anyone who had, or was planning to have, yogurt for breakfast today.)
Woman claims yogurt was tainted [KRQE] (Thanks, Doug!)