Mailman Tries To Liven Up The Holidays By Delivering Mail Naked

A mailman in Whitefish Bay, WI, thought he had the solution for cheering up one of the people on his route. Unfortunately for everyone involved, that solution was “deliver the mail bare-ass naked.”

According to reports, the 52-year-old mail carrier thought that the 21-year-old female employee at a law firm on his route “seemed to be stressed out.” When he first arrived–fully clothed–the woman mentioned that there was still some mail she’d been remiss in picking up from the firm’s post office box.

So in the spirit of the holidays the mailman returned a few minutes later with that mail, and without any of his clothes.

Shocked, the woman turned her back to the postal worker and told him, “Give me the mail and get out of here.”

The mailman attempted to apologize as he exited and then returned about 20 minutes later to apologize, though he had to do it through a closed door.

Around this time, local police received “a report of a naked postal carrier in the building’s hallway.” Officers responded and while they found “no naked subjects or postal carriers,” the mailman was eventually arrested at the post office and cited for lewd and lascivious behavior.

The postal worker told authorities he meant no harm and was only trying to cheer up the woman. He claims that he’d told her that he was going to bring her the mail sans clothes and he said he felt like her response to that statement had been a dare. The woman told police that she never heard such a statement and she didn’t dare anyone to take off their clothes.

Postal worker arrested for delivering mail while naked [JSonline.com]

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  1. Darrone says:

    The post office gets enough complains about junk mail already.

  2. DerangedHermit says:

    I bet if the 21-year old woman was the mail carrier, no one would have complained.

  3. dragonfire81 says:

    I read this three times and I still don’t understand what the guy was thinking…

  4. Rocket says:

    Um…. WTF?

  5. SonarTech52 says:

    Maybe he was trying to change what “going postal” means?

  6. George4478 says:

    Today’s class is “Identifying Men Who Have Watched Too Much Porn”.

    Lesson One…..

  7. stock2mal says:

    Bitch should have kept her mouth shut, now it’s time for him to show her what enraged postal workers do best.

  8. Blueskylaw says:

    Christmas comes early.

  9. George4478 says:

    Today’s class is “Identifying Men Who Have Watched Too Much Porn”.

    Lesson One…..

  10. SonarTech52 says:

    Think it would have went better if he had mistletoe hanging above his package?

  11. Thyme for an edit button says:

    This makes no sense.

    • Hoot says:

      It does with the crucial detail that she dared him to do it. I heard the story on the radio today with that detail.

  12. DeepHurting says:

    If it bends – funny..
    If it breaks – not funny.

  13. Xene says:

    At least his flag wasn’t up.

  14. tungstencoil says:

    Definitely wrong on all counts, but … police? Charges? Really?

    Poor judgment, poor taste, but (and I’m sure I’ll get a lot of opposition) is it really *that* big of a deal?

    • Alternate says:

      Yeah, it is. In most places, he would be listed as a sex offender for this. In other words, he’s the same as rapists and pedophiles for showing his willy as a part of a bad joke.

  15. Warren - aka The Piddler on the Roof says:

    When the USPS asked its employees to ‘think outside the box’ in order to help them boost profits, Herbert thought they said ‘think outside the boxers.’

    And hell followed with him…

  16. jackbishop says:

    I salute anyone willing to walk around nude in December in Wisconsin.

    • G00MAN says:

      I’m sure the weather wasn’t doing him any favors.

      Elaine: It shrinks?
      Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

  17. dolemite says:

    He should have done the “dick in the box” package delivery.

  18. AngryK9 says:

    “Sorry ma’am, my clothes were lost in the mail.”

  19. Happy Tinfoil Cat says:

    What is it with mailmen and flaunting their packages? There’s the ‘going postal’ meme but where’s the ‘special delivery’ meme? There must be a link between those two and the type of person who’d take a repetitive, aggravating job like that. Psychologists, speak up.

    • Max5695 says:

      I have a degree in Psychology. Indecent exposure is somewhat common among people with bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. These disorders cause periods of delusional thinking and often impulsive and inappropriate behavior.

      It really depends on the person and how severe their illnesses are. For the most part, bipolar people have periods of normal functioning but when they enter a manic episode they can do things impulsively that they will regret later.

      • sonneillon says:

        While what you say is true. A far more likely scenario is after that he drank half a bottle of booze and thought it would be funny.

  20. Kodai says:

    this guy was naked in Wisconsin in December…

    nope, I don’t believe it.

  21. 24NascarDude says:

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

    Oh, wait…..

  22. barbarabell2011 says:

    You know this is really sad as it is sick when a public servant, government employee gets all of this media bliss and attention for performance of his job, naked. He should be locked and examined, seriously.
    What have “we” as a society came to, really? Is this something that everyone should be laughing at or should we be asking the question, what will be done about this type of behaviour.