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A mailman in Whitefish Bay, WI, thought he had the solution for cheering up one of the people on his route. Unfortunately for everyone involved, that solution was “deliver the mail bare-ass naked.”
According to reports, the 52-year-old mail carrier thought that the 21-year-old female employee at a law firm on his route “seemed to be stressed out.” When he first arrived–fully clothed–the woman mentioned that there was still some mail she’d been remiss in picking up from the firm’s post office box.
So in the spirit of the holidays the mailman returned a few minutes later with that mail, and without any of his clothes.
Shocked, the woman turned her back to the postal worker and told him, “Give me the mail and get out of here.”
The mailman attempted to apologize as he exited and then returned about 20 minutes later to apologize, though he had to do it through a closed door.
Around this time, local police received “a report of a naked postal carrier in the building’s hallway.” Officers responded and while they found “no naked subjects or postal carriers,” the mailman was eventually arrested at the post office and cited for lewd and lascivious behavior.
The postal worker told authorities he meant no harm and was only trying to cheer up the woman. He claims that he’d told her that he was going to bring her the mail sans clothes and he said he felt like her response to that statement had been a dare. The woman told police that she never heard such a statement and she didn’t dare anyone to take off their clothes.
Postal worker arrested for delivering mail while naked [JSonline.com]
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The post office gets enough complains about junk mail already.
Its fine as long as the sender and the recipient both know it will be sent ‘Bare-Mail’.
If it fits, it ships.
Step 1) Cut a hole in the box
Step 2) Put your junk in the box
Step 3) Have her open the box.
It’s my d!ck in a box!
“I need someone to sign for this package.”
The post office was only mad because he didn’t pay the correct postage for his package.
I bet if the 21-year old woman was the mail carrier, no one would have complained.
She could take care of my fragile package…
My first thought as well!
Depends. Is she hot?
I wouldn’t take that bet, personally.
just like nobody complained about the female highschool teachers who were having sex with students (fyi people DID complain)?
Yup, mostly the parents, rarely ever the male children.
I read this three times and I still don’t understand what the guy was thinking…
Um…. WTF?
Maybe he was trying to change what “going postal” means?
I guess he got “going postal” confused with “going commando”
Today’s class is “Identifying Men Who Have Watched Too Much Porn”.
Lesson One…..
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190658/
Bitch should have kept her mouth shut, now it’s time for him to show her what enraged postal workers do best.
What a shining example of humanity you must be.
@JulesNoctambule….I do believe you maybe on to something there…I blame it on inbreeding…
Christmas comes early.
Today’s class is “Identifying Men Who Have Watched Too Much Porn”.
Lesson One…..
Really, website software, really? You give me an error message that the comment didn’t post and you post it anyway?
If you’d like, I can send the website software to apologize at your house while naked.
Wait, is the software naked, or George?
Why choose?
Think it would have went better if he had mistletoe hanging above his package?
Tis the season to wear a mistletoe belt buckle!
This makes no sense.
It does with the crucial detail that she dared him to do it. I heard the story on the radio today with that detail.
If it bends – funny..
If it breaks – not funny.
At least his flag wasn’t up.
Definitely wrong on all counts, but … police? Charges? Really?
Poor judgment, poor taste, but (and I’m sure I’ll get a lot of opposition) is it really *that* big of a deal?
Yeah, it is. In most places, he would be listed as a sex offender for this. In other words, he’s the same as rapists and pedophiles for showing his willy as a part of a bad joke.
When the USPS asked its employees to ‘think outside the box’ in order to help them boost profits, Herbert thought they said ‘think outside the boxers.’
And hell followed with him…
I salute anyone willing to walk around nude in December in Wisconsin.
I’m sure the weather wasn’t doing him any favors.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
He should have done the “dick in the box” package delivery.
Oh the memories! I loved that video
“Sorry ma’am, my clothes were lost in the mail.”
What is it with mailmen and flaunting their packages? There’s the ‘going postal’ meme but where’s the ‘special delivery’ meme? There must be a link between those two and the type of person who’d take a repetitive, aggravating job like that. Psychologists, speak up.
I have a degree in Psychology. Indecent exposure is somewhat common among people with bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. These disorders cause periods of delusional thinking and often impulsive and inappropriate behavior.
It really depends on the person and how severe their illnesses are. For the most part, bipolar people have periods of normal functioning but when they enter a manic episode they can do things impulsively that they will regret later.
While what you say is true. A far more likely scenario is after that he drank half a bottle of booze and thought it would be funny.
this guy was naked in Wisconsin in December…
nope, I don’t believe it.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Oh, wait…..
You know this is really sad as it is sick when a public servant, government employee gets all of this media bliss and attention for performance of his job, naked. He should be locked and examined, seriously.
What have “we” as a society came to, really? Is this something that everyone should be laughing at or should we be asking the question, what will be done about this type of behaviour.