If you’re a deep-pocketed advertiser who thinks all your product needs to get over the top is some Twitter love from Marlon Wayans, Khloe Kardashian or Lindsay Lohan, pull out your checkbook, because you’re just a payment away from making it happen.

Here’s the Sponsored Tweets list of Twitter prostitutes willing to become your 140-character spokesperson for the right price.

There are more than 38,000 people on the list, ranked in order of followers. Khloe, who has more than 2 million followers, is the discount Kardashian sister, charging $2,941.25 for a sponsored Tweet, while the listing for more popular sister Kim (5 million-plus followers) says you have to call for a price.

Lindsay Lohan (1.4 million followers) will do your bidding for $2,985.80 and Marlon Wayans (425,000 followers) wants $1,176.50.

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