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If you love our recurring posts about people who won't comply with stores demanding to see their receipts, you'll go Lady GaGa over the American citizen who refuses to answer customs cops' questions beyond the legally required bare minimum.

"Why were you in China?" asked the passport control officer, a woman with the appearance and disposition of a prison matron.

"None of your business," I said.

Her eyes widened in disbelief.

"Excuse me?" she asked.

"I'm not going to be interrogated as a pre-condition of re-entering my own country," I said.

This did not go over well.

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