Move over Snuggie, and meet the Snazzy Napper, a pocketed bib that attaches to an eye-mask. Or, get the extra large version and you have a blanket too. Snazzy Napper’s patented technology prevents you from seeing the other people around you staring at you in disbelief.
@Trishalb says it looks like “a 2D burqua.”
For Halloween I’m going as a Snazzy Napper serial killer.
(Thanks to Walter!)