Have you been sitting in the hot tub, trying to enjoy your bottle of Whitesnake wine but felt that you were lacking a cologne to match your macho sexiness? Well, yippee-kay-yay mothertrucker… Bruce Willis has come to save the day with his new signature scent.

The Hudson Hawk star will unleash his signature collection on the world in Germany this week, and the company behind the Bruce Willis line, which includes an eau de parfum, hair and body wash, deodorant, and shave balm, are making promises we’re not sure if their Y chromosomes can make good on.

Says the company’s CEO:

I personally feel that the new Bruce Willis fragrance is the manliest scent in the world.

Here’s the fun part. You tell us what you think that could possibly mean!

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