Get Your Rock & Roll Buzz On With Whitesnake Wine

Tired of the same old stuffy wines? Are they missing that special something that would blow your hair out to epic proportions and make Tawny Kitaen writhe half-naked on the hood of your car? Thankfully, come July 1, that hole in your life will be filled… at $24.95/bottle.

That’s right… that 5th or 6th greatest hair band of the ’80s, Whitesnake, are set to introduce their first signature wine. It’s a zinfandel for those who care about such things.

Here’s how cover man David Coverdale espouses the virtues of his vintage:

It’s a bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness … I recommend it to complement any & all grown up friskiness & hot tub jollies …

Is this love? … I believe it is …

This makes Whitesnake the latest in a long list of celebrities to join the wine game. Among other rockers in the biz are Tool’s Maynard James Keenan, Vince Neil, Mick Fleetwood, Madonna, Dave Matthews. And then there’s always porn star-turned-vintner Savanna Samson. That’s a list that could make for a good party.

[Pre-order info for Whitesnake wine via AV Club]