Don't Trade Your Toddler For A Gun

Owning guns is fun! Bartering is fun! Trading your two-year-old for a gun, however, is just gonna land you in jail. And if that kid ever finds out what you did, she’s gonna be pretty angry with you when she grows up. Also: a toddler can cause just as much damage, lady, if you give it time.

“Woman allegedly tries to trade 2-year-old daughter for gun”