UK Man Decries Sex On Candy Wrappers

A father of two in the UK recently caused a scene upon discovering that cartoon fruits on some Haribo candies appear to be having a “carnal encounter.” Through careful observation, the man deduced that the lime is the “gentleman,” citing his “particularly lurid expression.”

Apparently, this controversy has been brewing for years-ever since 2002, when Haribo introduced the packaging in order to seduce easily amused bloggers (like us) into giving them free advertising.

Father’s fury over children’s ‘pornographic’ sweet wrappers [Daily Mail, UK via Adfreak]