Would You Like Some Goldfish With That Salt?

Suffering from a low sodium diet? Or from too many delicious snacks? Goldfish pretzels may be for you. Apparently, a healthy chunk of the Goldfish package’s net weight may consist of salt. Reader Tresser McKay tells us:

I get it that there’s salt that falls off a pretzel. But this just seems like the pretzel salt threw a party and posted about it on Facebook. Suddenly there’s 700 of your friends in your yard, the curtains are on fire, and there’s a gopher in the dishwasher.

Mmmmmmm.