Now that red-Harry-Potter-glasses-wearing-former-Sen. Tom Daschle has withdrawn his name from consideration for head of the Department of Health and Human Services, a movement to nominate Dr. Leo Spaceman for the position is forming. Hey, “If you want a shot you’re gonna have to dance for it.” [Facebook]
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“I can’t tell you where I got these glasses. Because I don’t want anyone else to have them.”
@Ash78: You bought them in Mylasia didn’t you?
“Can I ask you something as a woman?”
“Of course. Are you going to change your voice or put on a dress?”
First Spaceman quote that came to mind…probably not even right.
“How important is tooth retention to you?”
“Dr. Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?”
“Absolutely! Science is whatever you want it to be.”
@Hank Scorpio: HAHAHAHA
He looks like Harry Potter and David Letterman’s long-lost dad. Or something.
Is he going to consider Admiral Spaceship and Dr. Scientist next?
“I was afraid this might happen. You know, he’s on so many different neuroleptics and tricyclics that there’s no telling how they’ll mix. But, what can you do? Medicine’s not a science.”
we have no way of knowing where the heart is!
The only person named Spaceman I would trust is Spaceman Spiff.