Awesome Person Obtains Capital One Card Personalized With Nick Nolte's Mugshot

David L. Mackie, a 35-year-old salesman from Oklahoma is perhaps the coolest person ever. He personalized his Capital One credit card with Nick Nolte’s mugshot, and now, embarrassed, Capital One has offered to pay him $50 to send it back.

He agreed.

Nick Nolte’s “Capital” Offense [Smoking Gun]