Hey there true American, Krispy Kreme wants to help celebrate the inauguration of your new President by giving you a free donut. Or as Krispy Kreme, defender of America as the land of the obese would probably prefer to rebrand them, freedom bagels. Here’s how it works: Obama is inaugurated and you get a donut.

The Inauguration Day promotional offer is good for one doughnut of choice per customer on Jan. 20. No purchase is necessary. To find a participating store near you, visit Krispy Kreme’s Store Locator.

How fatteningly simple!

Just get there early in case stores conveniently run out of donuts like they did on election day, when Alex snapped this sad shot of donut deception.

Krispy Kreme Celebrates the Freedom of Choice on Inauguration Day (Press Release) [Krispy Kreme]
(Photo: FatoOoma Qatar)

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