Walmart Sells Gay Porn Filled Zune To Little Girl

Chanell Martin bought her 12-year old daughter a Zune from Walmart, pre-loaded with gay porn.

For their part, Walmart blamed Microsoft and gave the family a full refund and a $25 gift certificate.

At least now we know porn is cross-platform compatible… — BEN POPKEN

VIDEO: Gift Was Not What They Expected [FOX Chicago via Gizmodo]

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  1. ediebeale says:

    Wait wait wait…just hold on a second.

    Somebody bought a Zune?

  2. AcilletaM says:

    That’s where she made the mistake. The Zen Vision is the one that comes preloaded with the straight porn.

  3. Falconfire says:

    could be worse… it could have been the brown one, you dont want to see what they preload on there >.>.

  4. Jesse McBesse says:

    her fingernails sure are pretty!!

  5. Musician78 says:

    All this talk of different devices being purchased loaded with porn and such leads me to a question… Are the goods we purchase being refurbished prior to being sold to us? If I go and pay for a brand new Zune (for some ungodly reason), am I risking getting a used one?

  6. acambras says:

    God, I hope it didn’t come with a built-in Oozinator.

  7. homerjay says:

    What a fool. Everyone knows that gay porn is so readily available for free online. Why would she go out any buy a Zune just for the porn??

    I would venture to guess that situations like these are less about the manufacturer screwing with it and more about the store trying to pass off previously returned merchandise as new. Someone probably already owned this one and used it, then returned it- most likely because they realized it was a Zune.

  8. Magister says:

    I wondered what happened to that Zune I returned. Errr… I mean I wonder if this is like the case of the woman that ‘found’ a finger in her Wendy’s Chili.

    Did this really happen? Wonder what comes preloaded on the limited edition Pink Zune.

  9. Zunes are gay…

  10. Solo says:

    Taking these factors into account:

    – Microsoft
    – Zune
    – Walmart
    – Cheap ass nails
    – Fox News
    – Gay porn

    What could go wrong?

    Walmart did not have any comments, but off the record one of their employee made this comment: “pppppppprfrfrfrffffftrrtgfrfrtfrt”

    Microsoft declared they were an equally supportive company of all porn, be it gay, old, fat or midget porn.

  11. TPIRman says:

    What a strange coincidence that these porn-loaded electronics are always being bought for pre-teen daughters. It’s almost as if the purchasers are trying to make the story as sensational as possible!

    Although I suppose if a closeted 30-something bottom gets a few well-hung bears loaded on his stocking stuffer, he’s not running to the local Fox station to complain.

    P.S. homerjay +1 Hilarious

  12. Baz says:

    Of course, no chance in hell that this lady might have loaded her own Zune for a gift cert from Wal-Mart and an article in the local paper…

  13. Daytonna says:

    First, I am not sure why everyone is knocking the Zune, my wife and I purchased a Zune for her as an earliy Christmas present, it has worked wonderfully, we have had no software errors or issues with compatability on either our desktops, or laptops. The viewable screen is larger and has better resolution than the Ipod. And there is no shortage of movies already on the ‘net in a format that the Zune will handle.
    Plus we arnt supporting those smarmy Apple vs PC commercials.

    Secondly, I take serious question with anyone who happens to show up with a “insert mobile media storage device here” that happens to be loaded with porn, regardless of the type, brand new from a manufacturer. That they have had at home for any period of time. People can be just as dishonest as large companies, just smaller in scope.

  14. Dustbunny says:

    Her fingernails are scarier than anything on the Zune.

  15. coraspartan says:

    How much do you want to bet Ms. Hideous, Cheap-Ass Nails files a lawsuit over this for her daughter’s “emotional distress”? I had the same thought as Magister–did she do this herself for the publicity/free crap?

  16. Musician78 says:

    Probably most of the people ragging on them have never even had one. I am not even sure what it is. I know it is Microsoft, and even though it is totally different than just about everyone else, I like Microsoft. Aside from that joke of an OS called 2000, I haven’t had any problems with any Microsoft product.

    Regardless, whatever it is, if I needed one or thought it might be useful to me, then I would buy Mircosoft’s version of it.

  17. I’ll take it, if she doesn’t want it.

  18. Antediluvian says:

    Wow. Gay porn is probably the ONLY thing that’d get me to buy a Zune. But it’s not going to get me into a WalMart.

    But I’m doubtful of the quality of Microsoft Porn, Gay Edition.

  19. din says:

    I call shens. the real zune that gets issued to members of the gay armada is lavender.
    anyway, if it was pre-loaded with porn, why not just put it on ebay as such? I’m sure someone would happily pay to have their file transfers already finished for them, and she-claw wouldn’t have to pay any of her inevitable court fees.

  20. Trae says:

    Musician78 – Ironically, 2000 is the only version of Windows I *haven’t* had a problem with. :P

  21. Hoss says:

    Did anyone else watch the video under the link? Matching hair!! Now, she could possibly be Jewish (although Jews do have been fashion sense) — assuming not, why is she giving her daughter the Zune before xmas? And notice she still has hasn’t given up the zune. Waiting for some hush money?

    Sorry to be so negative. Can you tell the download date/time on these things?

  22. ChazB says:

    They said that the box looked like it had been opened previously and that the charger was missing. Sounds like a case of a prank to me.

    Honestly though, devices of this type need to be checked before put back on the shelves or else people are going to start filing lawsuits. IANAL but if they have a receipt that says they bought it yesterday, and there is porn on it that has a download date of last week, they most likely have enough to sue Walmart.

    Yes I’m aware that the date could easily be faked but it would be one person’s word against another’s.

  23. adamondi says:

    I would just like to add my disgust and horror regarding those fingernails. I cannot imagine what kinds of emotional distress that poor pre-teen daughter has endured as a result of being exposed to such tasteless and offensive finger decoration.

  24. acambras says:

    Imagine the emotional distress inflicted upon anyone who found one of those fingernails in his bowl of Wendy’s chili.

  25. RandomHookup says:

    I’ll watch 20 hours of gay porn rather than see a grown woman with those frigging nails.

  26. Michael says:

    Glad to see Microsoft’s refurbishers aren’t to be outdone by Apple’s.

  27. Smashville says:

    Buy a Zune with gay porn at Walmart…25 dollar gift certificate.

    Film gay porn for Zune in Walmart…10,000 dollar fine.

    Film gay porn for Zune in an RV in a Walmart parking lot for redistribution to little girls while wearing a Nazi t-shirt that hasn’t been taken off the shelf…Priceless

  28. IRSistherootofallevil says:

    Yeah they really need to check their stuff before they put them on the shelves before they get sued into the ground….oh wait, on the other hand, keep not checking….so we can sue walmart into the ground. Oh yeah, and the first mistake was buying a zune.