• Woot: iRobot Roomba Discovery SE for $149.99. It’s no replacement for a mop, but it will get the floors decently clean. Oh, and steal your husband.

• Linens N’ Things: Farberware Professional 15 Stainless Steel Set for $33.99 After Rebate. Great for slicing vegetables, or cuckolds.

• Safeway: 10 Boxes of Betty Crocker Super Moist Cake Mixes for $1.50 TOTAL. You must buy 10 boxes. Price will vary slightly by region. If I knew you were cheatin’ I woulda baked you a cake. Filled with nails.

Highlights From Dealhack

• Identity Guard 6-Sheet Shredder Free AR at Staples
• Get Free Product Personalization Now at Red Envelope
• JVC Everio-G Hard Drive Camcorder $400 Shipped at Circuit City

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