QVC is recalling 2,200 sets of glasses because the “inner walls of the double-walled glasses can break during use, posing a laceration hazard to consumers.”
Consumers should stop using the glasses immediately. Yeah, no kidding.
There’s nothing worse than sitting down to watch Match Game when out-of-the-blue your highball explodes into a million tiny pieces and you have to ask the neighbor girl (who, let’s face it, used to be sweet, but now is just a common tramp) to come over and help you pick the shards of cheap glass out of your falsies.
And have you ever tried to vacuum glass out of brown shag? It’s impossible. And you know, I think there’s some still here on my blouse, but can’t make out all those little pieces without my glasses. That’s just glitter? Fine. Wait until the pinochle group hears about this.